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  1. Suggestion online that the Pistons trade Grant, Olynyk and Joseph to the Nets for Ben Simmons. Um, I wouldn't trade a bag of dirty laundry for Mr. Softee. Simmons is a loser. He doesn't have mental illness he has mental weakness.
  2. Oh, what's it matter, his 2nd start he'd get a rare fungal infection that would get him on the 60-day.
  3. When do we start asking questions about the trainers/med staff with this team?
  4. This is what happens when you cut Spring Training in half. God damned owners. Hey, it ain't my 43 million a year. Eat it.
  5. I am only a Bell's Palsy and Swollen Nipples away from a BINGO now that E-Rod oblique'd himself. "Baseball is a game of oblique angles and oblique injuries" - Tim McCarver (not joking, he said that)
  6. What he needs to do is say "Fuck You , Jobu, I do it myself".
  7. I think minimum security jails sometimes have blue jump suits.
  8. Skubal stands alone now Of our 5 opening day starting pitchers, 4 are now hurt. Hey Tarik, wanna go rollerblading on the Sunshine Skyway Bridge?
  9. Oh, I'll get my Tiger Injury Bingo card out to see if I got a Bingo !
  10. Like I said, I take it every day and it is a caffeine-like buzz that deadens pain, but it does not enlarge your pupils, but fulminated mercury does not explode (Mythbusters did a Breaking Bad special), so they could take a few liberties. The Burt Wonderstone movie got Kratom completely wrong.
  11. Gene moves to Alaska and somehow runs into Jessie there and the new series Driscoll & Tak premieres next year.
  12. Someone has already decoded the doctor's notebook. I thought I was a fan, but man............
  13. that's okay, there's still time to get stung by a poisonous scorpion or get season-ending hiccups.
  14. As far as Hill being a defensive specialist/pinch runner guy. This team really doesn't need that right now. That's a nice piece to have to be the 26th guy. His defense looks a little of this year too. I know they don't have much in the way of other options with Greene, Reyes and Meadows all hurt right now. The Meadows thing is scary - it could go away today or it could linger for years. Have we heard any update on Greene? Daz Cameron really needs to show us something right now - this is his chance, but nothing indicates he'll give the Tigers a tough decision later. Where's Steven Moya? Korea? Japan? Bring him back. Kid's gonna be a star !
  15. He's pointing at the Raymond James sign and talking about finances because nobody in Tampa knows anything about baseball
  16. Just let him play. He's trying to end a slump with one swing, he'll correct it. Just keep playing the Castros right now. Keep finding ways to get them in the lineup. I don't care about the future, I care about right now and right now they're in a groove.
  17. I think M.C. Gainey is playing the Judge and the last time I remember seeing him was running completely nude toward's Miles & Jack's car in "Sideways". Nothing was left to the imagination.
  18. I am wondering if the pupil enlarger that gives you a jolt of Red Bull on an empty stomach is Kratom (which I take every day)
  19. I thought the last two were brilliant and then this one was okay, but the ending was really good.
  20. Things are a little chilly in the Hamelin house..................
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