Motor City Sonics

Holy spit, Trey Flowers made a play.

I wish eternal hemorrhoids on Matt Patricia. I hope every time he wipes his ass it feels like a cheese grater. Yeah, he could get a bidet but the rocket scientist probably wouldn't know how to hook it up. Thank Lemmy he's not a Rocket Scientist, there would be too many astronaut funerals. Bob Quinn can go back to fetching Bill Belichick's coffee, which was all he really did in New England. I'm a bit on the sour side right now, can you tell?

Well, lets see if the trade for Trinity Benson was a good one. Plus we've got Tom Kennedy. Tom Freaking Kennedy. The league cracked down on Belickck's cheating so he can't do it anymore and suddenly he's not such a great coach, is he? Maybe as overrated as Phil Jackson.

No, you are wrong. They'll draft really well over a 3 year period and just as they are getting good, Sports Illustrated will do a story on the Young Lions and when they pose them for a picture at Allen Park, a giant fucking sinkhole will swallow up the players and they'll never be seen again. Because it's the Lions.

Check Down Charlie.

They're just never gonna be good are they? 30 years from now, when I am 86, and we can post on message boards with just our thoughts and a series of controlled blinks, the 1991 Dallas game will still be their only playoff win in my life.

Just keep throwing at #24. He can't stop anything.

Lions INT coming.

I'll never understand 3rd & 7 and throwing for 5. Every team pretty much does it, but I don't get it. Why would any of your receivers run a route short of the marker?

and then Baby Hands fumbles it.........LOL. THE LIONS!

Sometimes is okay to take the sack.........Good example there............cover the ball, work on the next play

There was a time when the Lions had a 1 game winning streak vs. Minn.............so it balances out in the end.

They need receivers so badly............Is Titus Young busy?

Defense wasn't horrible there. They had good coverage on the first 3rd down, they got pressure on the 2nd 3rd down and held on the last. I'm looking for anything here, folks.

Ugh.......Our safeties.

Big Ben throws one TD and he's now "The Ageless". No, throw enough passes and eventually you'll get one. He's aged. He's very aged...............and he's a rapist.

Shoulda had a pick there.

Will Harris starts again. No idea why.

Good drive to start. Now come away with something please.

And we're heading for indoor weather and holiday gatherings....................

But they have their freedom...........

My parlay for today Tennessee - 4.5 @ Jacksonville (I think Urban is trying to get fired, he's a scumbag and his team knows it) Dallas -7 hosting the Giants. (Holding my nose on this one) Detroit +10 @ Minnesota. Wouldn't make sense for the Lions to look good today, that's why I am picking them.

The Lions embarrassed themselves in Chicago (but were somehow within reach). The Lions are swamped with injuries. They are on the road. They looked terrible last week. Since it's the Lions and everyone is picking them to lose, they'll go out there and win today Lions 27, Vikings 23

The way things are going Kenneth Walker will be in NYC the night they award the Heisman.

It cut me off, as I was saying... Predicting the Rankings (I don't think that Penn State should drop at all, they went into a very tough place to play and it took losing their starting QB to shift the game to Iowa). It would not shock me to see Michigan State jump over Michigan this week. 1. Georgia +1 2. Iowa +1 3. Alabama -2 4. Cincinnati +1 5. Penn State -1 6. Oklahoma - 7. Ohio State - 8. Oregon - 9. Michigan - 10. Michigan State +1 11. Oklahoma State +1 12. Kentucky +4 13. Coastal Carolina +2 14. Ole Miss +3 15. Notre Dame -1 16. BYU -6 17. Wake Forest +2 18. Florida +2 19. Arizona State +3 20. Arkansas -7 21 Texas A&M NR 22. NC State +1 23. SMU +a 24. Auburn -6 25. San Diego State +1 OUT - Texas