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And to the deepest and hardest-to-homer part of the ballpark!

CARPENTER!!!!

Hasn’t anyone told Dan Dickerson that the magic number is anything but seven? 😉

She looks like she’s lost a lot of weight.

Rafael Montero did a great job tonight. Come on, bats …

I guess that means Waving Joey from the first inning is off the hook.

Are they still maintaining the fiction that the victims were young women? Or, even worse, "underage women"? I sense that the apparent attempt to dehorrify the crimes in the service of one man is purposeful.

My wife and I are going on a cross-country driving next month. We'll be passing through Amarillo and Springfield, MO, so I'll try to make it a point to stop at one along the way.

In other words, you are now a Demonrat. Prepare to die. 😉

You know what else is weird? The way you turned on Trump. And you have the unmitigated gall to call yourself a Republican and a patriot? You should be arrested for trading in stolen valor. Hell, you just might be sooner than you think. Better grow an extra set of eyes. 😉

Did Trump make an indirect pass at Jonathan Karl's wife here?

Pursuant to the bolded quote, I have occasionally wondered why young women allow themselves to become mistresses to powerful married men. What is their endgame? Do they believe they can actually steal the man from the wife and marry him themselves? There is so much in reportage and even pop culture that confirms that almost never happens that they can't seriously believe they have a good chance, do they? Or perhaps it's, they figure their youthful great looks are going to last only so long so they are going to trade on those looks as long as they can and build up so sort of nest egg before their value as an ingenue sex toy collapses? Or do they not have any endgame at all, live day to day on the fly without thinking ahead, get the money today while they can, and let the chips fall where they may tomorrow? I'd love to find any article that discusses this but I am coming up dry on it.

I have never before encountered the concept of hyping restrooms. 😉

Part and parcel of the en****tification of America.

As seen on Kash Patel's desk:

Speaking of late season doubleheaders, I saw that the Braves and Nationals are playing two today, and I immediately thought, what a huge bummer it must be for players on two teams that are already eliminated from contention to have to play two meaningless games in one day at the end of the season. But then I saw the standings and realized that the 67-83 Braves are still technically in contention for a wild card spot.

Doug Fister is ROTFL at this one.

If we lose two or all of three to the Guardians—at home—then yeah, I'll be nervous. When the Tigers were still swooning a couple of months or so ago, A.J. Pierzynski said in his podcast that they had gotten off to such a big lead in such a competitive division they were playing bored, or something along those lines. I remember thinking at the time, OK, Pierzynski was inside the game, there might be something to that. Well, there's zero reason to play bored now. We have to play as though our season is on the line, which, to some degree, it is. We have to come out this series on fire, and we have to lose only if the Guardians outplay us in well-played games. We have Mize, Flaherty and Skubal all starting, no pitching chaos this series. Sloppiness might still be overcome, but it cannot be excused. This is where we find out who these guys really are, and as importantly, what kind of coaching staff we really have.

One of my favorite height exaggerations is Jose Altuve being listed at 5' 6", as if that makes him looks macho in a way 5' 3" doesn't. 😉

****ing A.

Maybe Mister I’m Not Spoiled Farmer should roll up his sleeves and do it himself.

lol maybe you can demand to speak to their manager if they don’t stop searching once you demand they stop.

Ok, well, then, the government should be acting in our interest to bring prices down, not exacerbating the problem to drive prices up. Working in the interest of the people is what a government dedicated to working in the interest of the people would do.

What company wouldn’t want an extra three months to cover their quarterly criming?

Of course he's my QB1. ☠️