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The term “unreconstructed segregationist” was practically coined to refer to Lester Maddox. This is the front door at his fried chicken restaurant—this was in 1964. Check out the sign. The axe handle reference in the Mad cartoon comes from his restaurant’s practice of handing out axe handles to white patrons for the ostensible purpose of beating black people and their fellow (interstate?) travelers if they dared enter the restaurant.

Maybe they’re trying to prove they’re not racist because all blue lives matter.

Well, that sucked.

And checking in to the Political Forum. That’s hardcore baller.

Defund the NSC until they come to their senses.

Cisnero was known to be garbage last year. He was walking almost seven guys per nine, but his BABIP was something like .240 and he got lucky by throwing up a goose egg on HR/FB, so his topline numbers were deceptively good. But still, that walk rate. I thought the new regime was going to give him the gate because he obviously could not “control the strike zone”. My best guess is they kept him on with a cheap contract hoping he’d get lucky and be able to move him for something decent in July, versus just having to let him go for nothing. He’s not following that script so far, though, is he?

That was a great advance to third on the two-out single to left by TORK! The hit was closer to the line and the LF had to go get it, but the play was in front of him and TORK! saw what he saw and took advantage of it. Then he got to simply trot in on the Miggy single. Solid baserunning.

Oh yeah, Kike is out.

Looks like the Tigers are winning the Verlander trade this season!

Jakey with the bomb!

Seven hitters in, and so much for balls in play.

That’s why I say I don’t know how I feel about it. I haven’t relied on out of town scoreboards since the smartphone era started. But I definitely love it just for being a traditional part of the big league ballpark experience.

There’s a solid DP, and TORK! with the scoop!

Well, that was a suboptimal ending to a promising beginning.

I didn't realize Comerica does not have an out of town scoreboard anymore. I don’t know how I feel about that.

How can anyone issue a four-ball walk to Javier Baez?

Good fast first inning, no real hard contact. Nice start.

Avila predicated our rebuild on pitching, and here we are without anything even close to an ace pitcher to put out there every five days. I find that sadly ironic.

I am in the waiting room for a car wash—a very good but very slow car wash—and I am stuck in here with a guy who has the sad trombone from Price is Right as his text tone. It’s going off two, three, four times a minute. It is truly depressing.

Avila was made GM August 2015 and was finally shown the door August 2022.

That’s right, base out state would be dependent on other players and WAR is meant as a self-contained metric.

You misspelled “totally”. Twice.

It is a sad irony that the organization that put all their eggs in the pitching basket for seven years does not have a single ace pitcher they can send out to the mound every five days and say, yup, we got this one.

They already told us this through their projection.