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41 minutes ago, holygoat said:

HA HA HA! Carp doing Carp sht.

Wouldn’t that be a great response by him after he’s asked about hitting a home run?

Reporter:  “Kerry, can you tell us about your home run?”

Carpenter:  “First all glory to God.  But, yeah, I was just looking for a good pitch to swing at and I wanted to do some Carp **** to it.”

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1 minute ago, IdahoBert said:

I would not only be OK with an automatic ball and strike rule. I would be OK if the home plate umpire were replaced by a vacuum cleaner that did the job.

Maybe a vacuum with Ted Williams' frozen head attached?

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