Motor City Sonics

Hey, 1987 Tigers. Second to last weekend they lost 3 out of 4 to Toronto. We all thought it was over. It wasn't. But the Tigers need to be nearly flawless the rest of the way. As bad as Javy is, I am glad they didn't sign Correa to $30 million a year.

Mike Tirico in a morning show interview on 97.1 said he had a great line for Lions fans should they win (to make up for the asterisk line last year). What was the line?

I know we know this, but goddamn, Stafford is one of the toughest guys to ever play QB.

(IMAGINE THIS IS ECHOING THROUGH A LARGE STADIUM) Today (today) I consider myself (myself) the biggest Los Angeles Angels fan (fan) on the face of the earth (earth).

Gilbert's roast of George Takei is extremely NSFW and politically incorrect, but George was not the least bit offended. The bit about different nights in prison is my favorite.

Of course, it was Game 1

ESPN's Get Up this morning COWBOYS COWBOYS COWBOYS COWBOYS Such a joke. **** ESPN!

Impressions of Week 1 Either the Saints are much better than I thought or the Panthers are even worse. The Bengals window may already be closed - that was very unimpressive Anthony Richardson is going to be an uneven player but a highlight reel - if he says healthy The Honeymoon is over for Brian Daboll. The Chargers already proving what a horrible coach Staley was The Browns are stuck with DeShawn Watson. This is what you get when you sell your soul for a scumbag.

Understand something. Last season they used the run game to set up the pass game. They aren't going to change that. Why do you think they have only 4 WR? All that hard running they did early eventually wore down the Rams and it's why they didn't have to pass it in OT. Monty is a very hard runner who leaves bruises on defenders. It showed last night. They are a Run-First team. With Jay-Mo's breakout game yesterday, teams will have to account for him and that means less attention on ASB. He only had 3 catches yesterday, but this is setting him up for a huge game the next couple of weeks.

But the Rams get a point for losing in overtime right?

Something tells me we may not see him most of the year. Just a hunch.

HEY, DEFENDERS - DON'T THROW YOUR HANDS UP LIKE "I DIDN'T DO IT" BEFORE THEY THROW THE FLAG ! AND IT WAS A GOOD CALL

TOUCHDOWN JAY MO ALL DAY MO III

Goff did get hurt on that stupid last play of the first half.

Two dropped INTs for Branch today.

Come on #15 - a little body control there !

Put Kerby Joesph on it........he's a sneaky little **** - just like you !

WAIT, THAT WASN'T AARON RODGERS, WAS IT?

I think he has a tackle for loss today

Make up call on Hutch?

DETROIT - WHERE ANKLES GO TO ROLL !