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Took a #3 pick and turned it into a 5th Round pick. Bob Quinn & Matt Patricia just kicked us in the balls one last time - because this is more on Patricia and his horrible coaching more than anything else.

I wouldn't give up on Faedo. I think there is something there. I don't think he's a starter, but I do think he could be a plus reliever. He's just gotta stay healthy. He started out solid last year, but he's one of those guys that doesn't get over by the third time through the lineup, but as a reliever we actually might have something there.

I don't have a Twitter account and I sure as hell won't get one now. But someone who has, you need to find West Michigan Whitecaps announcer Dan Hasty calling an AB in a Caps game like it's The Masters, completely with the serenity piano music. It's great. Please repost it here, I can't.

I don't understand with how meekly this team is hitting how they aren't bringing Nevin up. Left Handed/Right Handed doesn't seem to really matter, does it? Kreidler could use some ABs in Toledo. Cutting Schoop wouldn't do much to hurt this team. Maybe some think cutting a veteran would hurt morale, but maybe they need to shake up their morale. Yeah, I know it's early but it sure feels like a runaway train.

I think the 2019 team was worse than the 2003 team and now they are giving us every reason to believe we might be in the same spot again. 3 times in one generation. Are you kidding me? Still haven't produced an All Star position player form our own system since, what, Travis Fryman? This goes across multiple regimes here. Reminds me of a scene in Taxi where someone wonders why they always get mushy apples from the vending machine and Alex says we have to buy up all the mushy ones until we start getting the fresh ones that were just loaded. But Tony says if we buy up all the mushy ones right away, the vending guy is gonna think we like the mushy ones and he'll just load mushy ones all the time. All we have is mushy apples. Don't even bring up the bananas.

Awww........that's........that's a shame

Yes, but one owner got sick of it and overpaid for Pudge and Magglio, which started a turn around. If he was still alive I think things would be quite different. I nominate that we use a new word to describe games like Saturday & Sunday. Tigers got Avilaed. The Red Sox Avilaed the Tigers.

Okay, I went to this website that graded all the teams' offseasons. Lions got an A- and nobody got an A or A+. They had a rank lower than F. They called it MILLEN. We lived through 8 years of that. So bad that his name is a description for ineptitude. Green Bay's offseason got a MILLEN.

Oh well. Price of Freedom Thoughts and prayers If all the good people had guns Yada Yada Who's the cast of Dancing With The Stars this season?

Well, I have known people from both genders with those names.

If that Timmy falls down a well one more goddanmed time, he can just spend the rest of his life there. The amount of money we've spent rescuing him...............If we keep rescuing him, he'll never learn ! And why is a male dog named Lassie?

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

This is what it's like to be a Tigers fan in the 2020s. LOTS OF SWEARING IN THIS - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED NO, NOT THE B's................NOT THE B's....................AAAAHHHH.............THEY'RE IN MY EYES........MY EYES.............AHHHHHHH

The 2023 Detroit Tigers We hate our fans!

Welp, that sucked.

Oh yeah, Schoop is up. Will he find a way to hit into a DP with first base open?

Miguel hit a NON-SINGLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here comes McKinstry to pinch run?

Miggy turns 40 a week from Tuesday. That's when he'll get a mysterious muscle pull and go on the DL

I actually think Avila was a worse GM than Millen.

This is a thread? Just one named Tim?

This team is not going to lose 100 this year. They're going to lose 110.

This team hates us. They just hate us.

Haase.............................catch the damn ball................

Cameron Maybin still looks like he's 22.

Feels like Tennessee & Texas might go with the whole 3/5ths thing when it comes to black people. You can throw them out of their elected jobs. You can shoot and kill those who sympathize with black people. That's just fine.