05/15/2026 6:40p EDT Toronto Blue Jays vs Detroit Tigers

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

that didn't sound fun. Madden hit on his throwing arm with a 108mph ball?

[monkeytargets39]

Cmon can anyone on this team catch a break?

[GalagaGuy]

Holy crap, the Tigers are actually cursed.  

[monkeytargets39]

Good thing we’ve already used 3 pitchers now.

 

DeJesus will rescue us

[NorthWoods]

I'm not sure trading for Hader and Alvarez at the deadline is going to be enough.

[Sports_Freak]

The life expectancy of a Tiger starting pitcher isn't very high. Dropping like flies.

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

3 minutes ago, monkeytargets39 said:

Cmon can anyone on this team catch a break?

Madden might have caught a break if the ball had hit him on the bone.

[IdahoBert]

Does anyone know a virgin who is annoying enough that we could throw into a volcano to appease the gods that apparently hate this team and perhaps avoid incurring even further wrath

[monkeytargets39]

And we have 9 more consecutive days of games after this one (which is already our 4th in a row)

[monkeytargets39]

1 minute ago, IdahoBert said:

Does anyone know a virgin who is annoying enough that we could throw into a volcano to appease the gods that apparently hate this team and perhaps avoid incurring even further wrath

SlickNickShady?

[monkeytargets39]

We are getting at least 1 full inning of Jake Rogers, pitcher extraordinaire 

[IdahoBert]

2 minutes ago, monkeytargets39 said:

SlickNickShady?

😉 Ha! That’s a good one… Hats off to you…

[chasfh]

One of the things that actually enrages me about the whole Apple TV Friday night thing is that this is not even the only game that’s playing on it. The other game is Yankees-Mets. Which game do you think 95% or more of all viewers in the country are watching? The only viewers that care about Tigers-Blue Jays are in Michigan. So why is Baseball stealing this game from the fan base and putting it on a platform no one outside of Michigan is interested in watching it on? Thanks for nothing, Manfred man. 🤬

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

clutch wild pitch. two of them, really, getting McGonigle to 3rd and then home.

[monkeytargets39]

What is it with these networks and the constant in-game interviews?

[chasfh]

3 minutes ago, monkeytargets39 said:

What is it with these networks and the constant in-game interviews?

I blame Roone Arledge.

[chasfh]

So what’s with the khaki green hats? Is today some military celebration holiday I don’t know about?

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

5 minutes ago, chasfh said:

So what’s with the khaki green hats? Is today some military celebration holiday I don’t know about?

Armed Forces Day weekend.

[theroundsquare]

36 minutes ago, monkeytargets39 said:

Good thing we’ve already used 3 pitchers now.

 

DeJesus will rescue us

so you're saying DeJesus saves?

[chasfh]

3 minutes ago, theroundsquare said:

so you're saying DeJesus saves?

Only with a three run or less lead. 

[IdahoBert]

Given that I already had Apple TV up and had stopped watching the game and was re-watching E-7 of Plur1bus, I noticed at the end of the credits - past which I always fast forward - that they were playing a Muzak elevator music version of the 5th Dimension’s 1969 hit Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In. It was the first thing today that truly made me laugh. You’re welcome…

[Tenacious D]

WTF?  Cora or Lee misstep?

[gehringer_2]

stole 2nd, then doulbed ott

Edited 1 hour ago by gehringer_2

[monkeytargets39]

We do it to ourselves 

[monkeytargets39]

It’s time for Keith to hit a homerun