Jim Cowan

This will make a nice change from switch-hitters who can't switch-hit, and who stink at 4 or 5 positions.

Yes, in all seriousness I think that these guys who "might suck" are a big improvement over the guys who "definitely suck".

I don't like the way he wears his hat. Get rid of him.

Mason and Vierling look like useful guys. Tigers: Will you take Clemens? Phillies: Only if you take Sands.

I learned something about your Constitution this month. You could actually elect a Speaker of the House who is not currently an elected member. That is unbelievable.

Why would you put Matt Gaetz in charge of the armed services committee when you have a Congressional Medal of Honor winner right there?

Mitch Haniger might have been useful but he's 32 and can't always be relied upon to play a full season, so I don't know if I would give him 3/43...probably not. As for all the other signings, I am happy that the Tigers did not agree to any of those.

The Tigers scooped him up and the other teams were caught Knapping.

He has a Knapp for taking walks.

Same here, I don't even have a Twitter account. So without people posting screenshots here of people getting dunked on, I would have never seen the savage, devastating, one-punch knockout shot that Greta Thunberg landed.

My preference is to see idiots get dunked on.

Yes it is a standard offseason exercise and serves a valid purpose in demonstrating the urgent need to inject more talent.

Lets see Malloy do 40 games at Toledo playing third, with Wenceel at second.

I thought that Glass Onion was OK.

I still don't know who he is and I hope that no one tells me.

You start with Meadows and a few other grunts, they get 15 years and it is clear to everyone that Trump's day is coming. When he is finally arrested it will be an anti climax.

Greta said the "small dick" part out loud.

Yeah I've seen that done. A guy quits the company, signs on with a competitor, and takes a bunch of drawings with him. Courts weren't sympathetic to the big mean corporation trying to prevent a guy from making an honest living. Taking classified government documents home though, multiple copies, that's a whole other thing. Imprisoning Meadows would be a good first step and would not inspire a single streetcorner protest.

Dumbass Kevin O'Leary ìs Canadian. You're welcome.

True, and it is also possible that Correa did not want to play for Hinch again.

He nailed the market, right on the nose. Boras said in November 2021 that the conversation starts at 10/340, and the market told him to cram it with both hands, and told him the same thing this year. All Boras could do to try to save face was beg for a couple of extra years on the Ilitch deal.

It's funny, the Mets offer is basically 10/270, plus 2 additional years at 22.5 per. I believe that Al Avila would match that but I hope Harris will not.

He might be headed back to the Twins at this rate. He left 2/70 on the table there. Would they still offer it?

The job of Big Fat Righthanded Reliever was open.

Yeah but Robertson's hair ruins everything.