I guess it's the same as the metamorphosis from sperm to baby. We should outlaw masturbation. Imagine how many babies have been killed in a wadded up Kleenex.
Normally politics wouldn't, but the right is getting crazier and they are moving closer to overturning elections and banning books and making states into Christian caliphates.
When I first saw the headline that Harris bought a $375 pot, I was fist pumping the air thinking she bought $375 worth of weed and then became disappointed when she bought cookware.
My sister is starting to get this way. It's still much better than becoming a Trumper. I just realized I made a major error when I didn't realize Eskimo is now cancelled. All I wanted was an Inuit Pie.
I was convinced this was photoshopped satire so I decided to look up the tweet and it still exists and it is real. I will say most of the replies were making fun of the tweet.