Motown Bombers

And Rob Parker blocked me on Twitter. Stafford haters are going to hate me tonight.

"I call him 'Stat Padford.' If you’re being honest about his career, it fits. People in Motown are in tears -- tears of joy, that is -- that the Lions finally dumped him. In fact, if COVID-19 wasn’t still gripping folks, there probably would have been a parade down Woodward on Sunday," Parker wrote in his latest column for Deadspin. "And the people on the Left Coast, and around NFL America, just haven’t watched close enough to know what the Rams are in for." https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/rob-parker-rips-matthew-stafford

Yeah Stafford threw for 5,000 yards and 41 TDs but he lost to the Saints in the playoffs. He's basically Scott Mitchell. Mitchell had a good season but flopped in the playoffs.

Matthew Stafford is basically Jay Cutler.

That's another good one. Look, Sanchise has been to two AFC Championship games. Stafford hasn't won a single playoff game.

It's been 12 years and Stafford hasn't won a single playoff game. How many more chances do we give him? Other QBs drafted #1 overall have won multiple playoff games like Andrew Luck, Cam Newton, and Jared Goff.

Connor Cook, Tua, and Dwayne Haskins combined.

The Lions should have traded Stafford and a bunch of picks for Joe Burrow.

Look, Matthew Stafford is just not good under pressure. Down 4 in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl with less than 2:00 minutes left, do you really want Stafford with the ball?

Matthew Stafford has more Super Bowl rings than Tua.

We have so much money tied up in Stafford when teams like the Rams are going to the Super Bowl with QBs like Jared Goff. We need to draft a new QB like Goff who is on a rookie contract. Yeah he'll eventually need to get paid, but how many division titles has Stafford won?

Look, Matthew Stafford is the 15th highest paid player in the league. Do you really want to have that much of your cap space tied up in someone who hasn't won a playoff game in 12 years?

Matthew Stafford has as many Super Bowl rings as Aaron Rodgers.

Look, Matthew Stafford just doesn't win big games. He's great at padding his stats against bad teams or when they are way behind against good teams. How many games has he won when it matters? How many good defenses has beaten?

Man, that was a huge call.

11 carries for 13 yards, down to one good receiver, it's like Stafford is on the Lions again.

On a big 3rd down, I'm not sure I want Cooper Cupp throwing to Matthew Stafford. Those roles should be reversed.

Rams needed Tom Kennedy there to throw that pass.

I'll admit, I love seeing Ramsey get torched.

Not going to lie, when I first saw the picture I thought she was a Trumper in the Michigan militia.

I quit paying attention to music after the 90's.

Romo was good at first, but has gotten worse. In the few games I've heard Greg Olson, I really like him. I hope he gets elevated from the D team.

Snoop, Dre, Eminem, finally some artists I actually know.