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Show me a team that wins when it allows 4 runs or fewer, and I'll show you a team with a poor offense . . .

the fish have a lid on their aquarium

Alcantara has straightened himself out from his early season struggles. last five starts: Date Tm Opp Result App,Dec DR IP H R ER BB SO HR HBP WP IBB PO BK BF Pit Str StL StS GB FB LD PU Unk GmSc IR IS WPA aLI cWPA acLI RE24 9/6/25 MIA PHI L, 2-4 GS-6, L 5 6 7 4 4 1 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 26 102 69 18 8 7 13 6 4 0 45 -0.112 0.73 0.00% 0 -0.866 8/31/25 MIA @ NYM W, 5-1 GS-7, W 4 7 4 1 1 1 6 0 1 0 0 0 1 27 104 71 14 12 10 9 4 2 0 70 0.242 0.67 0.00% 0.04 2.445 8/26/25 MIA ATL L, 2-11 GS-7 5 7 3 2 2 2 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 26 104 72 21 13 9 8 4 0 0 68 0.156 0.99 0.00% 0.08 1.657 8/20/25 MIA STL W, 6-2 GS-7, W 4 7 5 2 1 1 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 29 114 82 21 16 7 12 5 1 0 69 0.213 1.01 0.00% 0.13 1.641 8/15/25 MIA @ BOS L, 1-2 GS-6 5 6 2 1 1 1 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 21 86 65 19 8 7 6 4 0 0 70 0.195 1.12 0.00% 0.25 2.047

a dose of former Yankees to start off the game

RHP Casy Mize v RHP Will Warren per MLB App

I was really hot for the Tigers to sign Buehler in the offseason. I guess he was better than Alex Cobb? I suppose the question is, was Buehler better than whoever the Tigers used because Cobb turned up gimpy. I think probably not.

victor martinez 2016?

I think Fozzie Bear

Indeed. I did think of Barry Larkin later on in the day!

Got it. DiMaggio, Greenberg, Pujols, others that I can't think of I'm sure, were all 5. The top row brings to mind a lot of great players, though I can't think of that many great 11s.

i wonder how far backward-looking that was. Pujols would account for 5, Miguel for 24 if it was strictly a recent-years thing.

i just get that ad about how awesome it is to get high and listen to music. and the dumb one about "oppo taco"

low bar

Seems to me that a successful meme would have depicted him wearing different style vests to correspond to the differing performances

a more RH lineup than I would have anticipated for Elvis

I am pretty sure that anybody on the 40 as of 8-31 can be in the playoffs. For example, this is how the Tigers hope to use Paul Sewald

"here to stay" -- in Toledo -- maybe not so good

This. I have to deal with people who are tough negotiators, and with people who are jerks. Both are difficult to deal with. But I don't mind the first. I do avoid the second. There is also a sour grapes aspect of the comments that Stavenhagen collected -- somebody saying Harris is difficult to deal with maybe just means he wasn't as pliable as that person wanted.

MLBTR says one minor leaguer but does not identify him

Notwithstanding the Tigers limited activity, this has been one of the most active trade deadlines in recent memory

Me either. Feels underhanded?

Feels underwhelming

Woohoo! I attribute this to the resurrection of the No. 40 jersey

Blaze Alexander's parents: a. Knew that he would be fast b. Knew that he would like to smoke weed c. Knew that they liked to smoke weed d. All of the above

Ditto for me, a hair younger. I remember being so excited when Keith Moreland was coming to the Tigers. Alas it was already too late