Mr.TaterSalad

Nope, I just gave AI the parameters I wanted for the song and this is what it came up with. I told it to compare Tork to Rob Deer and sadly it did. 😕

I also created one . . . https://suno.com/song/0c466c6d-dd5d-4dea-b882-644ca461307c [Verse] Bat in his hand Torkelson's up to the plate But when it comes to hitting Man He just ain't great Like a modern-day Rob Deer He swings so hard and wild But no matter how he tries He can't hit it out the park Child [Verse 2] Bad swings and strikeouts It's becoming a routine Torkelson at the plate Man It's like a comedy scene His OPS is low He can't find a groove When it comes to hitting Man He's got something to prove [Chorus] Swing and a miss Torkelson can't connect He's like a deer in headlights No respect Strikeout after strikeout He's feeling the heat Torkelson at the plate Man It's a repeat

So was Stormy Daniel's testimony ultimately effective and damaging to Trump in the end? Is that the general concensus from the past couple of days?

I watched Late Night With the Devil this weekend and it was a really solid horror film. I loved the unique element of the movie being set in the 1970s on a late night show. It was one of the better horror films I've seen in a while.

Speaking of Utah, you can now vote on their team name on an official survey that the franchise is conducting. https://survey.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_0icZIBPBgCbymns I get why the NHL would want a franchise in Utah though, season ticket sales are easy to come by. You can sell season ticket packages in 12 packs because you'd have to buy one ticket for each of your wives.

Rashee Rice should be available soon if we want an X Receiver.

I would have signed him for that price for sure.

People always complain that politicians are above the law so then when they actually get prosecuted and a day in court they claim it's all bull****. Unreal!

My bad, I didn't realize there was an updated, official RAS for St. Brown. MB is right, looks like what I shared was unofficial and the official RAS score totaled is a bit lower.

St. Brown had a great RAS score and was a full second faster than Williams. Again though, it would be gold if this kid works out.

I really feel for Toronto fans right now. I genuinely feel bad for them.

Toronto almost had one there at the very end of the third period.

Insane, Toronto goes down and scores and then Boston answers right back. What a game!!!

He's got a mediocre RAS score and a slow 40 time. Whatever, he is a UDFA and so it's nothing but a bonus if he works out.

He's 5'10 and 185lbs. I don't remember seeing this kid watching Big Ten football. But that doesn't seem like a traditional big-bodied, X WR to me. Hopefully they see something good in this kid.

Yeah, tight defense tonight and solid goaltending. Neither team making a lot of mistakes or turnovers either. One goal seems like all that is needed.

Great game between Toronto and Boston. I'll be honest, I am rooting for Toronto tonight.

I liked Jared Verse as far as edge prospects go in this year's draft. I wasn't really a big fan of the other Robinson, Cop Robinson, either. But if I was going to trade up for one of the DE/Edge prospects it would have been Verse or Chop given their athletic upside compared to Darius Robinson. Both had better combines and seem to showcase more athleticism and traits you can't really coach D.Rob does.

Holmes generally seems to love guys with high athletic upside and traits. His RAS and combine performance don't strike me as that type of guy. I'm glad we passed on Robinson. Maybe I'll come to rue the day I typed this out.

When you already have a Darius Robinson type player on the roster in Josh Paschal, why would you want to trade up in the first round to add . . . Josh Paschal. Robinson strikes me as a Josh Paschal type of player.

The more I think about it, the more I think the target shares simply don't exist around here for a player like Boyd. Nor will Holmes want to pay the money that Boyd will command. Boyd was already the third in target in Cincinnati behind Chase and Higgins. I would guess he's looking to solidly be someone's #2 WR and get both the targets and pay to match his position as a #2 on the depth chart. If he comes here, as someone already mentioned previously I believe, he'll be likely #4 or #5 on the target share list. He'll for sure be behind St. Brown and LaPorta. There is a high probability Gibbs and Williams will end up seeing more targets than he does too. So that could put him further down the list. If he wants to win a championship and get a Super Bowl ring, then Detroit is the place to come. I suspect, based on news we've gotten and the fact that he hasn't signed anywhere yet, that he wants a larger payday and a bigger role in an offense. I'd love to be wrong though and have him take a little less to come here, be a little further down the depth chart, but help us win a Lombardi.

I don't know that there is a "star" out there to be had this offseason. In previous offseasons you had the likes of Johnny G and Matthew Tkachuk out there and few seemed to have the appetite to pay what it costs to get one of those players. Maybe Toronto gives up one of their big three, but beyond that, whose else would really be on the trade block for us to even look at?

If Lalonde's comments at the end of the season are any indication then he would probably want Danielson up on the main roster. Lalonde's comments indicated he wanted to give more kids a chance. It would be something to see all of Edvinsson, Mazuer, Wallinder, and Danielson all up on the main roster early on in the season next year.

He was getting a pizza from Hungry Howie's most likely.