04/08/2026 7:40pm EDT Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins

[IdahoBert]

Wow, in the opening slot w/ Jason and Andy, it’s sunny and the weather looks nice. It’s probably still nippy. Right now it’s 52° and feels like 45°. That could happen at Comerica.

[monkeytargets39]

Javy is 2-17 with 10ks vs Ober.  

[IdahoBert]

Keith 1B

McGonigle 3B

Torres DH

Carpenter RF

Greene, R LF

Dingler C

Vierling CF

McKinstry 2B

Báez, J SS

[IdahoBert]

Fewer balaclavas than yesterday. 

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

what a challenge. 2nd pitch of the game, loses big then gets on base anyway.

[monkeytargets39]

💀💀💀

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

what the actual chicken-fried **** is going on here? nice defense.

[IdahoBert]

Base is loaded no outs. Run scores on a past ball or wild pitch. I don’t know what. This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. Oh my God what have I done? 

[Sports_Freak]

Can't hit...can't pitch...can't catch....what fun. 🤕🤕

[Tigermojo]

Nobody is using their brain on this team.

[Sports_Freak]

14 minutes ago, IdahoBert said:

Wow, in the opening slot w/ Jason and Andy, it’s sunny and the weather looks nice. It’s probably still nippy. Right now it’s 52° and feels like 45°. That could happen at Comerica.

Did you see the video of the Twins-Tigers brawl from back in the day? Now...that was a real fight. Punches landing left and right.

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

[Sports_Freak]

Time to finish binging Cross on Prime. This Tiger team is pathetic.

[monkeytargets39]

No way we are scoring 4 runs to answer this

[IdahoBert]

Dear God… these balls are dropping where there ain’t anybody I think God hates us. Maybe I’ll just rewatch the extremely satisfying part of the John Wick 4 movie where he kills 26 people during the grueling ascent of the 222 steps leading to the Sacré-Cœur Basilica in Paris.

[Tigermojo]

Brutal.

[IdahoBert]

7 minutes ago, Sports_Freak said:

Time to finish binging Cross on Prime. This Tiger team is pathetic.

6-0. My son says episode one of the new season of The Boys is incredible. 

[chasfh]

Only one out in the first and already we have an anti-Bert.

[monkeytargets39]

Bert can you start specifying which team needs to score you 6 runs?

[buddha]

hey look, were in last place.

[IdahoBert]

1 minute ago, monkeytargets39 said:

Bert can you start specifying which team needs to score you 6 runs?

Where’s my 12 runs for the Detroit Tigers?

[Tiger337]

I have seen a lot of Valdez the last few years because I often have him on my fantasy team.  He is a good pitcher, but when things go wrong, he doesn't react well and has games like this.  

[Motor City Sonics]

They might be the worst team in the majors right now. 

[monkeytargets39]

Are we the only team that can’t hit a hanging breaking ball?

[Motor City Sonics]

It is the curse of Chris Illitch.   Teams he owns have players that become zombiefied and exist in a state that is no longer alive, but not dead.