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How many different $ub$cription$ will be needed to watch games? That's where this is headed.

Oh geez.... 2nd game in and a gross mistake like that?

Tiger OF Germany Schaefer. https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Germany_Schaefer Upon further review, it was a double steal, not a hit and run. But the dude was a piece of work.

Ah,…… let him pitch.

That Colorado series looks likely for it to occur then.

I’m not superstitious, but don’t nobody shower or change clothes unless the Tigers lose a game.

Sure, off of the ricochet.

First place, morans!

Bite me.

Baez should’of turned around to Pollock and said “next time jump, dummy!”.

Baez endearing himself to the crowd now.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! Eat it, Jerk Sox!

Soto with a clean inning and Torkelson with a shot into the fountains. Anyone anyone object?

That bat died a hero.

Bummer…… Bummer….. Bummer….. YOU SUCK!!!!

The home crowd is kind of lethargic. They need a streaker on the field. Somebody text oblong.

Gave up more walks than strikeouts and gave up a runner and a half per inning, but pitched to the score, I guess.

But the opposition didn’t score?

How’d they get out of that kerfuffle?

That was a quality appearance in the booth.

Shep just said he pitched exceptionally well for the Tigers last season. I must be drunk.

Toronto, Chicago, and Houston win the AL divisions with Boston, Tampa, and Seattle as wild cards. Atlanta, Milwaukee, and Los Angeles win the NL divisions with New York, St. Louis, and San Diego as wild cards. Detroit will finish 80-82. The bullpen is pooh. Torkleson is ROY. Greene & Wentz make their MLB debuts right after the all star game. Cabrera eventually gets demoted to 7th in the lineup. Morris gets fired in mid game. Somebody gets temporarily suspended from MTF for sharing too many of last year’s rule 5 photos.

It’s a step up from running the bases in the correct direction.

The only thing that will be more spectacular than Candelario's 1th inning grand slam will be Torkelson's 1th inning grand slam. Eat it, Jerk Sox.

Nobody's posted a lineup yet?