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IdahoBert

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  1. I was just gonna go to bed in the fifth inning in the SOBs dragged me back into it.
  2. That was a quick inning for Will Vest. Top of the 10th.
  3. And I guess I just don’t know. And I guess I just don’t know. - Lou Reed
  4. Life finds a way - Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park
  5. The ump actually called a strike in the strike zone? Is the Red Sea gonna split open?
  6. It’s ironic that Javy is the only starter who hasn’t struck out.
  7. This is one of the worse called games I’ve seen in a long time.
  8. I am so sick of umps. I want them to be replaced eventually by robots who look like Robbie the robot from Forbidden Planet
  9. He had to swing at that pitch because the ump would’ve called it a strike anyway.
  10. Be a hero Wenceel! You’re due!
  11. We need some guys on our team to hit home runs
  12. Listening to you, I get the music Gazing at you, I get the heat Following you, I climb the mountain I get excitement at your feet
  13. Everyone but Dingler and Baez have struck out.
  14. If this game doesn’t pick up, I’m gonna drink a glass of warm milk take some melatonin and listen to Velvet Underground.
  15. Maybe they should walk Cal Raleigh and hope for a triple play.
  16. Why can’t they just score 3 or four runs? I’m not even asking for the magic number and I just want them to get a lead and hold onto it for once.
  17. Dammit, I’m drawn back into this game against my will and better judgment. I’m one toke over the line.
  18. Driven the back roads so I wouldn’t get weighed…
  19. I just copied and pasted.
  20. I like Linda Ronstadt’s version I lived in Tucson, where she grew up and her family owned the major hardware store downtown from when the city was small. The Metro area is now 1 million people. When I lived there, everyone loved Linda because she was one of our own.
  21. So is the ump gonna call Torkelson out on a cold strike that Javy would fall over trying to hit a foot outside the strike zone?
  22. This isn’t fair. I wanted to go to bed early. They’re gonna string me on then lose the game in the ninth inning and all the idiots are gonna stand up.
  23. A Hootennanny is better than this game right now.
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