The fall of the Islamic Republic of Iran

[CMRivdogs]

2 minutes ago, CMRivdogs said:

Donald and Netanyahu   ...2026's version of Pinkey and The Brain...

"what are we doing tonight Nety"

Same thing we do every night, try to blow up the world"

Thanks to AI

Scene:

 Inside a high-tech corner office (The Brain's Lab), featuring a large portrait of Trump on the wall. The Brain (resembling Benjamin Netanyahu) is pacing on top of a desk, while Pinky (resembling Donald Trump) is spinning in a leather office chair.

Brain (Netanyahu): "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"

Pinky (Trump): "I think so, Bibi—I mean, Brain! But why would we want to make the world smart again? That sounds very low-energy. Sad."

Brain (Netanyahu): Sighs, rubbing his forehead. "We are not making it smart, Pinky. We are taking over the world so that I can finally get a quiet weekend in Caesarea. Now, the plan is simple: We use your massive, luxurious media megaphone to distract everyone, while I negotiate a ‘beautiful’ restructuring of the global order."

Pinky (Trump): "Wow. That sounds like a great plan. Tremendous plan. I’ll tweet it. I’ll tweet it so hard. I know all the best words for taking over the world. People love me in the world."

Brain (Netanyahu): "Just... try not to mention the secret submarine deal on social media, okay? Just focus on the 'art of the deal.'"

Pinky (Trump): "Whatever you say, Brain. Hey, do you think we can make the world’s map look bigger? I like big maps. We can put our names on them. Gold letters."

Brain (Netanyahu): Looking directly at the audience with an exasperated expression.

Brain (Netanyahu): "Come, Pinky. We have a midnight briefing with the Knesset to attend. And Pinky?"

Pinky (Trump): "Yes, Brain?"

Brain (Netanyahu): "NARF!"

[gehringer_2]

46 minutes ago, Motown Bombers said:

I’m beginning to think this thread should be changed to the fall of the republic of the United States. 

 

couldn’t have happened. Didn’t TH tell us Iran’s fighting capacity has been destroyed?

[Motown Bombers]

 

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[romad1]

9 minutes ago, Motown Bombers said:

 

So charming

[Tigerbomb13]

1 hour ago, Motown Bombers said:

 

Jesus what an ogre 

[pfife]

3 hours ago, gehringer_2 said:

couldn’t have happened. Didn’t TH tell us Iran’s fighting capacity has been destroyed?

The admin armed the kurds /s

Edited 47 minutes ago by pfife

[TJ Rollercoaster]

From BBC reporting

[gehringer_2]

You can't make this up: Bissent says they are considering lifting sanctions on *IRANIAN* oil already at sea.

[gehringer_2]

21 minutes ago, TJ Rollercoaster said:

From BBC reporting

If he's speaking in English you can pretty much ignore what he's saying, much like the same is true when Arab leaders speak in English. What they say in English is what they want us to hear, what they say to the listeners at home in Hebrew or Arabic is what they mean.

[Tigeraholic1]

4 hours ago, Motown Bombers said:

The amazing thing is that the US has made Iran the sympathetic figure here. They made an agreement with the US that they were abiding by. Trump rips up the agreement, and in the middle of negotiations, decides to attack them and kill their leader. 

Your sympathetic bros....

 

 

 

[Tigeraholic1]

3 hours ago, Motown Bombers said:

 

 I know that gave you a woody.

[Tigeraholic1]

Europe caves.