Thank you Twins for slowing down the Tigers collapse.
The reason I find this so frustrating, how bad this team is right now is that they had a great first half and had plenty of pixie dust sprinkled all over McKinstry, Baez and Mize. The time to strike was NOW. The Twins of 2021 or Orioles of 2023 probably thought they had long runs of winning wrapped up and look a them now. Doing next to nothing at the trade deadline was pure incompetence. No guarantee they repeat the first half of this year. They puckered up their ass cheeks and barely did anything. Trading for projects and injured guys that might not even play this year. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. Now they're one of the bottom third teams in baseball.
♫We asked for Mojo Nixon. They said "well, he don't work here". We said 'you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'. We got into her car, away we started rollin' I asked 'how much you pay for this?' She said 'Nothin', man it's stolen. Punk Rock Girl, you look so wild, let's have a child, we'll name her Minnie Pearl. Just you and me, eating fudge-banana swirl, just you and me, yeah, we'll drive around the world, just you and me, Punk Rock Girl♫