Tenacious D

Yeah, I heard he churns his own butter.

You are crazy, but not for this reason. Agree that Lorenzen would command more.

Homers for Malloy and Keith so far.

I predict at least two Tork Bombs 💣 this weekend

They have a pretty low budget—I would be majorly bummed if that decision was driven by money. They could have easily afforded both Lorenzen and Candelario, if they wanted to.

Couldn’t just let us enjoy our victory today, eh?

Don’t look now, but Luke Gold has his batting average and OPS up to .270/.779.

Sir, you’re playing chess at a much higher level than the rest of us are capable of comprehending.

I’m just trying to restore some order in the universe.

Definitely worth repeating

Bad form/unlucky to start a game thread before the previous game has started?

Well, they could do a better job of coaching them to avoid balls hit back at them. And don’t bring that 100+ exit velocity bull**** into this.

Remember that Nevin is here for his bat.

A lot of good OBP’s—is that typical with international signees?

Hell of a debut

He had to force a throw to get a double play and it sailed. The runner didn’t advance, though. I’m one of Javy’s biggest critics, but I’ll defend him here.

Grossman was safe anyway. No damage done. Ironic that Shep and C-Mo are finally dogging a Tiger player, though it’s for the wrong reason.

I thought Matty had TJ surgery already. Need to pay closer attention.

That’s a bummer. Always liked him. The trade for George Scott with the Brewers was interesting. Wonder if personalities were factored in?

I don’t know Andy’s intent, but he’s a local realtor in a market where there isn’t a lot of inventory. Great if you’re a seller, but that’s it. And a lot of folks who locked in when rates were under 3% are less inclined to sell now, because their next house will be financed at 6%. So, he might be interested.

Which is more awkward? Kyle Schwarber, Cure Insurance spokesman or Kyle Schwarber, left fielder?

That would be ironic, if true. (Don’t ya think?)

My Tigers broadcaster rankings: 1. Dan Dickerson -— 4. Andy Dirks 5. Bobby Scales 6. Dan Petry 7. Kirk Gibson 8. Cam Maybin 9. Jim Price 10. Matt Shepard 11. C-Mo I’d like to see Dirks and Scales split time if/when Jim retires. Or would love one of those guys moving into the TV booth. Dirks has been excellent in the games I’ve listened to.

Agree. He’s looked good.

Danny Meyer and Leon Roberts were the two of the first prospects I remember coming up.