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2 minutes ago, CMRivdogs said:

Donald and Netanyahu   ...2026's version of Pinkey and The Brain...

"what are we doing tonight Nety"

Same thing we do every night, try to blow up the world"

Thanks to AI

Scene:
 Inside a high-tech corner office (The Brain's Lab), featuring a large portrait of Trump on the wall. The Brain (resembling Benjamin Netanyahu) is pacing on top of a desk, while Pinky (resembling Donald Trump) is spinning in a leather office chair.
Brain (Netanyahu): "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"
Pinky (Trump): "I think so, Bibi—I mean, Brain! But why would we want to make the world smart again? That sounds very low-energy. Sad."
Brain (Netanyahu): Sighs, rubbing his forehead. "We are not making it smart, Pinky. We are taking over the world so that I can finally get a quiet weekend in Caesarea. Now, the plan is simple: We use your massive, luxurious media megaphone to distract everyone, while I negotiate a ‘beautiful’ restructuring of the global order."
Pinky (Trump): "Wow. That sounds like a great plan. Tremendous plan. I’ll tweet it. I’ll tweet it so hard. I know all the best words for taking over the world. People love me in the world."
Brain (Netanyahu): "Just... try not to mention the secret submarine deal on social media, okay? Just focus on the 'art of the deal.'"
Pinky (Trump): "Whatever you say, Brain. Hey, do you think we can make the world’s map look bigger? I like big maps. We can put our names on them. Gold letters."
Brain (Netanyahu): Looking directly at the audience with an exasperated expression.
Brain (Netanyahu): "Come, Pinky. We have a midnight briefing with the Knesset to attend. And Pinky?"
Pinky (Trump): "Yes, Brain?"
Brain (Netanyahu): "NARF!"
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Posted
46 minutes ago, Motown Bombers said:

I’m beginning to think this thread should be changed to the fall of the republic of the United States. 

 

couldn’t have happened. Didn’t TH tell us Iran’s fighting capacity has been destroyed?

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