Greene LF, Perez CF, Canha RF, Carpenter DH, Vierling 3B. These are the best bats right now. I can see movement among this group from spot to spot. I think saying 7 black holes is quite thoughtless, but that's just my opinion.
Keith 2B. He's got a good approach right now. The results aren't necessarily evident, at least the traditional stats.
Torkelson 1B, Baez SS, Catcher. This group is what it is right now.