05/04/2026 6:10p EDT Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers

[monkeytargets39]

[IdahoBert]

This is not my beautiful team, this is not my beautiful game, oh my God what have we done?
 

[IdahoBert]

Ty Madden will not get any victory out of this game other than a moral victory. 

[Tigermojo]

I would like to order six runs a la Bert.

[VegasTiger]

At least Vanesco, DeJesus, and Short can carpool back to Toledo.

[SoCalTiger]

yes unfortunate for the Georgia peach.

[chasfh]

There must be cameras that are inoperable since there’s only one camera following the ball after it’s hit.

Edited 1 hour ago by chasfh

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

4 minutes ago, chasfh said:

There must be cameras that are inoperable since there’s only one camera following the ball after it’s hit.

some of the camera operators must have had to take cover.

Edited 1 hour ago by Crazy Cat Gentleman

[chasfh]

Oh, great, now they pull the tarp on the field.

[Sports_Freak]

11 minutes ago, chasfh said:

More cardboard cutouts, please!

They're pitching for the Tigers. These AAA guys aren't gonna cut it, can't Harris bring in some waiver wire pitchers?

[IdahoBert]

Now we’re in delay… Now now now we’re in delay… lightning, and wind? Oh, that wasn’t enough.

[Sports_Freak]

Hey Danielle, what happens when that cut out gets wet? 🤪🤪

[Hongbit]

16 minutes ago, IdahoBert said:

This is not my beautiful team, this is not my beautiful game, oh my God what have we done?
 

Vanasco & De Jesus are burning down the house. 

[IdahoBert]

Daniella has entered the booth!

[kdog]

Get to the ASB around .500..we just can't have debilitating losing streaks.

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

13 minutes ago, Hongbit said:

Vanasco & De Jesus are burning down the house. 

run, run, run, run, run, run, run awaaaaay

[Dan Gilmore]

Framberwan, you’re the only one that can save us.

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

still de Jesus? gah.

[Screwball]

4 hours ago, Tenacious D said:

Anyone know where Alex Cobb is?

The way this season is going, we might need Ty Cobb. Did he pitch?

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

warning-track power

[IdahoBert]

Do sumpthun Carp!

[Dan Gilmore]

Rally!

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

Dingler 2-run double! 5-4 Sox

[Adullin]

rally time!!!!!!

[Adullin]

ok we just need runners