It's a DETROIT thing.

[oblong]

For similar vibes just follow local weather ether or traffic “girls” on social media and see all the gray goatee creeps tell them how beautiful they all are. 

[CMRivdogs]

5 hours ago, ewsieg said:

To be fair (watch out for old man rant), these kids don't wear that much in everyday life as it is.

I think they had some in MIchigan, maybe they still do.  Twin Peaks is (i'm pretty sure) still around in Madison Heights and the food is( or at least was) really good.  Last time I was there was probably pre-covid, buddy was in town for work at a hotel next door so he just asked me to meet there.  I had no qualms about going, good scenery and good food, I'm in.  I didn't realize I had gotten old though and spent most of the time watching how embarrassing most of the other guys were with the staff and that began to assume the staff was probably looking at us the same way.

There was one on Haggerty near 6 Mile in Novi. Never ate there but we'd drive past a lot. 

[Mr.TaterSalad]

We do our yearly fantasy football draft at Twin Peaks in Livonia (Haggerty and 6 that CMR was referencing). They actually have surprisingly good food. I think they are a solid step up from an Applebees, Chilis, Friday's type of restauraunt. No, they aren't Joe Muers, Selden Standard, or Grey Ghost, but they have good food at Twin Peaks.