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Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT? Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that... Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! Man: What? A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!! A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse! M: Oh! Oh I see! A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door. M: Oh...Sorry... A: Not at all! A: (under his breath) stupid git. (The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.) Man: Is this the right room for an argument? Other Man:I've told you once. Man: No you haven't! Other Man: Yes I have. M: When? O: Just now. M: No you didn't! O: Yes I did! M: You didn't! O: I did! M: You didn't! O: I'm telling you, I did! M: You did not! O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes. O: Just the five minutes. Thank you. O: Anyway, I did. M: You most certainly did not! O: Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you! M: Oh no you didn't! O: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! O: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! O: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! O: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! O: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! O: Oh yes I did! M: No you DIDN'T! O: Oh yes I did! M: No you DIDN'T! O: Oh yes I did! M: No you DIDN'T! O: Oh yes I did! M: Oh look, this isn't an argument! (pause) O: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! (pause) M: It's just contradiction! O: No it isn't! M: It IS! O: It is NOT! M: You just contradicted me! O: No I didn't! M: You DID! O: No no no! M: You did just then! O: Nonsense! M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (pause) O: No it isn't! M: Yes it is! (pause) M: I came here for a good argument! O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument! M: An argument isn't just contradiction. O: Well! it CAN be! M: No it can't! M: An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. O: No it isn't! M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position! M: Yes but it isn't just saying 'no it isn't'. O: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! O: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! O: Yes it is! M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says. O: It is NOT! M: It is! O: Not at all! M: It is! (The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.) O: Thank you, that's it.

I don't see why we should let ourselves get played as saps by these fascists. Of course he makes the gesture in a plausibly deniable way - it's suits the purpose perfectly as a wink to the racists he wants to play to while denying he's doing it. Elon's dance with these folks has already been going on too long to admit any other reality. All the sane washing is wishful thinking on the part of all the people who are loath to admit how far and fast US society has fallen toward the sewers.

Now you’re talkin’. I like a good IPA, but a good barrel aged stout like Revolution Brewing’s Deth’s Tar is where it’s at

That is truly an awful response, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

To be fair, he was wearing a Camp Auschwitz shirt because he has autism.

For the love of god, please, stop this.

I don't like hugs either. If she's attractive, I'll allow it. No bro hugs.

raising prices on day 1

https://bsky.app/profile/justinbaragona.bsky.social/post/3lgb6im7bnk26 What a little snowflake.

The backfilled explanations for things are just so tedious... But it's the Hallmark of a Trump Administration

No, I think there are lot of people who didn't lke either candidate. They are struggling financially, so they voted for the other party hoping for something better. In normal circumstances, I think that is fine. I am disappointed that Americans don't understand what a horrible person Trump is and always has been. I get why you don't lke Harris. I get why you don't like liberals. Your jerking off to Trump is pretty embarrassing though especially since you know better.

I'll register this as you being fine with pardoning violent criminals.

A MAGA duel.

Since you are asking. My group is building care packages including diapers, formula and $20 gift cards for single mothers at a church. They will deliver them to DC area planned parenthood locations tomorrow.

Retired a while ago. Having more fun volunteering than I ever did working. The pay isn't great, but the rewards...

I used to spend a lot of time in Canada and I would say the idea of becoming part of US ranks somewhere between a joke and an insult to Canadians and while it's been a few years since I spent my time there, I can't imagine that sentiment has done anything but grown harder. They will not go gently into that good night.

Motte has been out so I imagine they'll use him instead of Fischer. I couldn't find a new injury other than that. Someone in the winging it in motown comments said Veleno is hurt but I couldn't find it via Google. I also think Lombardi and Mazur are either back or close to back for Grand Rapids so this creates some lineup room down there too.

IPA's are for sissies. At least do a lager or a Porter (Smokestack Lightning, Rye Whiskey Barrel Aged Baltic Porter

Forget it. You still don't stand a chance. 😉

That's why I love Python. They've got something for everything.

I am so sorry I stepped into this thread just now. It horrifies me.

Ms Vance looks scared. Melania looks like Caitlyn Jenner.

Trumpers are sort of where Lion's fans were up until Saturday: Euphoric in the joy they had all the wins and all the answers. But in a few months when nothing has changed, prices are still increasing, the social fabric is still fraying, the rich are still getting richer and poor poorer, American schools will still be failing, the countty's infrastructure will still be crumbling, the debt will still be increasing, maybe the border will be closed but it will turn out not to have fixed anything that mattered at all, Trump will still have no policy answers, and suddenly it's going to feel like Saturday, Jan 18 at about 11pm.

Archie is a tad more intelligent in his posts.

Where Trump is taking us, he doesn't need intellect.

No I didn't, I said it looked pretty awkward and it's possible it was just awkward and maybe even related to his autism. Non autistic people do awkward things too. I've spent too much time on this when I honestly don't have a strong opinion of if he did or didn't do it. I'm just pissed you felt I was disparaging people with autism. That was bull****.

Nah. He’s playing you. He’s a troll and he gets off on purposely agitating everyone. He loves it like a pig in mud. The more ridiculous he gets, the more attention he receives. He probably also part of another maga community where he brags about how much lib trolling that he’s doing here. He doesn’t believe half of the things he says here and is just doing it because he gets a weird rise out of it.

Locked on Pistons had Keith Smith on as a guest. He is a cap guru on Twitter. Here is what he said about Beasley returning next season. He said the Pistons will be over the cap. Which means they can sign him for $7.2M which he said wont be enough. Or they can use the full MLE on him which is about $14M. He said only two teams project to have cap space this summer. Washington and Brooklyn, so neither one is a real big threat to sign Beasley. He said other non-tax paying teams are the threat, the other teams with the full $14M MLE to spend. He specifically mentioned Houston. He said both LA teams could be under the tax line, also OKC. Good teams that can offer the same amount of money would worry me.

Sam Darnold says, “hold my beer”

Not the same questions - also what does "Satisfied he won the election" mean. I am perfectly satisfied he actually won the election in the sense that I don't doubt he did, I am not at all satisfied that he is president. Which question was being asked/answered, or was the ambiguity in the question deliberate? 🤔

There is no good task for the AI guys to work on.

Thank you for you service. Why are you supporting an Un-American creep like Trump? It seems contradictory.

Thanks, Thread Police

I asked this earlier, but how long until one of the violent offenders he pardoned or commuted commits another violent crime?

So I assume those blue lives matter flags will be coming down? I’m confused.

I'm not picky. I will make fun of whichever fanbase loses.

sign language on the national title game, hope twitter survives

Got a long vacation planned end of March, how about Sept 31 I need time to get my Colonial clothing refitted

I’ve told plenty of people at baseball games over the years to shut up when they are being vulgar. I’m in section 216 if you want to try me. I’m there most Fridays. It’s usually frat boys with foo foo drinks or guys wearing camo hats that smell like weed complaining that they can’t smoke in the stadium. I will buy you a beer after.

he's gping to find things are a little different in chicago. the bears are a mess. ownership is terrible (but they wont meddle). he has a lame duck gm and new president who seems to think everything is about him. they are embroiled in a stadium controversy and asking a broke city and state for money for it. oh, and their oline stinks. caleb williams has talent to make plays "off platform" but hasnt really shown much in the pocket. he's not someone like goff who makes good reads and works the middle, but he has a lot more athletic ability than goff has and can get out of the pocket (despite the "jared goff ran a good 40" folks, he aint mobile). they have a scat back in swift but no other backs. they will need to replace 4/5 of their oline. they have an aging free agent at wr who makes too much money in keenan allen, a good wr who thinks he's the best in the league in dj moore, and a rookie. they have an overrated tight end who is just ok. the defense is solid but not as good as they think it is. the secondary is really good though and young. and you have to deal with bears fans who think they should be 12-5 at a minimum every season. they were printing playoff tickets when they took williams this year. he's got a real challenge on his hands now. i like ben johnson and thank him for his service, but i hope he falls flat on his face. we'll welcome him back in 3 years. maybe.

love it when cade outplays jalen green.

Reminder that we are back to having a whore as First Lady.

I've been checking out Twitter. Haven't seen fans turn on Ben Johnson so quickly since he tested positive for steroids 2 days after winning 100m gold at the Seoul Olympics.

5 years for a one dimensional player who I suspect won't age well. He was never a good fit for the Tigers even short term so this does not disappoint me.

As a kid at Tigers Stadium we'd go early and my brother and I would watch the Tigers drive their cars into an area of the stadium. Brookens drove an old pick-up truck and for some reason I liked him for that and his mustache, not his bat

Military service provides no moral high ground and honorable service members don’t brag about it either. You sound entitled.

Those biden just pardon were convicted of nothing. Those trump is going to pardon were convicted of crimes Not apples to apples. You will hear about it as much as we want you to hear it. Its not your choice.

Cheers. Glad for you. In May I will be closing in on eight years. One of the ways to avoid getting older is to hang out with younger people, which is something I do, although nobody gets my jokes. They just don’t get my subtle cultural references, although I get to pick up theirs to a certain extent.

Qouth the Dodgers: "All your players are belong to us"